Archive for May, 2006

It’s a bit of a mixed bag, really

Being a Boss, Part 1:

A minion who has (amicably) given notice walks past, carrying a bought lunch.

Bill: Hey! If you read your email you’d know I’m buying us all pizza for lunch!
Minion: Oh, I read that. I just didn’t want any pizza.
Bill: So you reject my free pizza? You reject me?!
Minion: No no, I’m not rejecting you!
Bill: You have a job interview tomorrow.
Minion: Well, yes, THAT’S rejecting you.

Being a Boss, Part 2:

Bill: Hmm. Don’t I owe you all an afternoon off?
Assembled Minions: Yup.
Bill: Hmm. And isn’t that the sun shining in a beautiful blue sky?
Assembled Minions: Yup.
Bill: Okay, everyone go home.
Assembled Minions: Wheee!

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